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oh mismas, you're losing
Dec. 4th, 2009 09:26 amWhat's that? Is that the sound of me finishing most of my holiday shopping for the monkey in less than an hour?
Why yes. Yes it is.
Books and Build A Bear stuff. I figure I'll buy him a toy-toy (possibly a game) and maybe Grace if she goes on sale (and one for meeeeeeee) and I'm done.
Everyone else, however, still remains a mystery.
WOE.
Need shower now.
PS- No way do I buy that it took years for LKH to figure out why everyone would snicker/giggle/look away embarrassed like when she wanted to name one of her books Swallowing Darkness. (You there, person who has never read a LKH book ever! If I told you that the Merry series is mostly porn with some faerie politics and one of the characters was known as The Queen's Darkness, would you or would you not assume she was referring to more than Merry accepting her dark side? That's right. You totally would.) The slow kids in the back got it, lady. Maybe you didn't get it originally, but no one can remain that stupid for years.
Books! Stuff for his bear! My work here is done!
Rejoice, peasants. Rejoice.
Had my first half a conversation on Skype. Weird. For Mumsy's sake, I hope my uncle comes through on the holiday gift, but I have no desire to talk to people and have them see me. Isn't the point of the phone so you can look like ass and the person on the other end doesn't have to know? Still, I bet they'd love to see/talk to Widget, so... Plus it was nice to see my uncle again, so there's that, too. Okay. Back to hunting!
Why yes. Yes it is.
Books and Build A Bear stuff. I figure I'll buy him a toy-toy (possibly a game) and maybe Grace if she goes on sale (and one for meeeeeeee) and I'm done.
Everyone else, however, still remains a mystery.
WOE.
Need shower now.
PS- No way do I buy that it took years for LKH to figure out why everyone would snicker/giggle/look away embarrassed like when she wanted to name one of her books Swallowing Darkness. (You there, person who has never read a LKH book ever! If I told you that the Merry series is mostly porn with some faerie politics and one of the characters was known as The Queen's Darkness, would you or would you not assume she was referring to more than Merry accepting her dark side? That's right. You totally would.) The slow kids in the back got it, lady. Maybe you didn't get it originally, but no one can remain that stupid for years.
Books! Stuff for his bear! My work here is done!
Rejoice, peasants. Rejoice.
Had my first half a conversation on Skype. Weird. For Mumsy's sake, I hope my uncle comes through on the holiday gift, but I have no desire to talk to people and have them see me. Isn't the point of the phone so you can look like ass and the person on the other end doesn't have to know? Still, I bet they'd love to see/talk to Widget, so... Plus it was nice to see my uncle again, so there's that, too. Okay. Back to hunting!
