Oh, good grief

dear self,
Find a suitable shirt for today. Find your shoes, check the weather, set your alarm, and go back to bed. NOW. Stop looking at books on ebay. Stop it. STOP IT. Oh, wait, go back to that one. Yeah, that one. Yeah, sure, we own like, six versions of that book but we don't own it as a SET. Keep an eye out for that.

Mmmmmm.

Books.

I am blonde, hear me roar

...so when exactly did MTV start airing Buffy?

idiots!

Know what's brilliant, absolutely brilliant?

Picking a fight right outside the courthouse.

BRILLIANT.