I am a lemming, this is my cliff

Pick 20 movies/anime/video games/comic books/literary works/musicals/TV shows/etc. and put their summaries from Better Than It Sounds and WITHOUT CHEATING have your friends guess.

1. A boy and his talking stuffed animal travel through time and discuss politics.
2. Emo Kid breaks out of prison, gets his jewelry off some weirdos, gets into trouble thanks to a White Haired Pretty Boy and tries to get his sister to accept him.// Or: A depressed workaholic stages an elaborate suicide. His family doesn't really care.
3. a school principal tells his minority students they can improve their reputations by beating up others in their ethnic group.
4. A whole lot of bizarre, frightening, and disturbing stuff happens to five traveling friends who are looking for a giant. It is not a horror movie.
5. Dr. Frank 'N Furter, Doc Brown, and a bunch of other blackmail victims run around a big house looking for a murderer and debating simple mathematics. Clue! Cuz T and T.S. are smartical and shtuff.
6. Some misfit suburban Emo kid gets high with his alien friend whom his mom doesn't think is real and might be Jesus.
7. Smartass kid neglects his education, shamelessly manipulates the sympathy of his parents and those around him and, for his own self-gratification, triggers a series of events that results in the destruction of his best friend's father's priceless car. Without remorse. Despite this, everyone loves him. Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Again, they're smart. ALSO, apparently my mother has never seen this movie. Which I think I knew, but I figured the ten years that had elapsed between conversations about it would have given her a chance to see it.
8. Gruesome depictions of the consequences of home and workplace safety violations. Final Destination as correctly guessed by T.S.
9. Evil painting comes to life and summons pink goo within disused subway tunnels to stalk an infant. He is eventually defeated by four guys piloting a mobile national monument. Ghost Busters II.
10. Coming of age / werewolf drama. Morbid friendless sisters feature in a study of the similarity between premenstrual tension and uncontrollably violent lycanthropic bloodlust. Ginger Snaps. Yay, T.S!
11. A mass murderer claims to have reformed, but occasionally relapses. Also, all your favorite characters die. Angel. Again, you two are good.
12. Three Four Five LOADS OF women get magical powers and use them to kill on a regular basis, while still trying to lead normal lives. Each one dies repeatedly, but only one ever gets Killed Off For Real. Charmed. I'm glad you both got it because I'd hate to disown either of you.
13. The enduring battles between people who emanate lightning after getting their heads cut off. Highlander. Annnnnnd now I've got both Who Wants to Live Forever and Dust in the Wind stuck in my head. *claws at ears*
14. A spoiled teen girl, her pyschotic best friend, and the nerd next door host a webshow. iCarly. Again, you two with the love.
15. A game show which is hard to win even though they give you all the answers. Jeopardy!
16. A spy who can't fire a gun helps people by using everyday items in unconventional ways.
17. Two boys shaped like their initials figure out how to pass the summer. Their sister suffers a steady plunge into mentall illness. Meanwhile, an aquatic egg-laying mammal wrecks the dreams of a european man.
18. Three kindergarteners fight a monkey, a big pink thing, a spoiled brat, and Satan.
19. A trigger-happy botanist and an elderly sanitation worker fall in love. Then they rescue some fat people from a steering wheel.
20. Two teenagers investigate a really nice pair of shoes.


There are things I do not love as much as other things, but those things did not have as nifty a write-up. Is sad, but true.