Oh what the hell is this

Dear little brother,
As I do not share your foot fetish, I would really fucking appreciate you not using the very last of the printer ink to print out porn and then leave it on the fucking floor of the office. As such, I have changed the password and will be keeping it from you with reasons given as to why.

Off to scan the computer for viruses and try not to think how disappointed people are going to inevitably be when the new Anita Blake book comes out. (Her latest blog post is giving entirely too many people the hope that maybe she's been listening to Reason. Unless her sales have taken a painfully obvious, to her, nosedive, I don't see things changing for the better.)