Wait, are you kidding me?

Sometime around 1am, I had a few seconds to download the newest Sweet Life installment. I read it the moment I came home.

I've been reduced to gifs to properly express my thoughts.

While reading it:



More than once I believe I uttered a variation of this:



And when it was over:


I just... I... *flails*

Seriously?! I have never been a huge fan of books/movies/whatever wherein every single character is forced to act like a complete and utter fuckwit. You should have at least one main character smart enough to not choose the option most likely to destroy any chance of future happiness and this go round we're totally lacking in that department.

I need a drink.