dumbfucks!

Tonight at 12:01AM Charleston begins its "stay at home" ordinance. We've had a ban on groupings of more than 3 people outside of work/in your own home for a bit... so naturally my neighborhood pool group A) demands the pool be opened early even though the pool is in need of work and B) "Who wants a food truck, y'all?" YOU GODDAMN DUMBFUCKS. What part of stay the fuck at home do you not fucking understand? JESUS CHRIST.