Princi gives and gives til it hurts, baby

[impy]

Poor Tishy and Gwen were just trying to get a little couple time and gossip in with Dru and Princi when suddenly a tiny figure all in black ran into the room. Crying. Loudly.


Noir: Waaaaaaah! *and other senseless gibberish that come about when a child cries for too long*


Tish: *whispers* Gwen, you didn't have a baby while I was gone, did you?
Gwen: ... No. But I'm flattered.
Tish: Just checking. What's the matter, sweetie?


Noir: Waaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh! IwassupposedtohaveabearI'msureofitespeciallysincetheytookmysister
butthere'snobearanywhereformeandIwantabear!


Tish: Did you catch a word of that? Was that even English?
Gwen: Don't worry. I've got this under control. I think. Hey, PJ Sparkles...


Paja: Ahoy, captain! ...What? No, I don't think any of us have gone to the darkside. Well, other than Chibiusa and WitchHazel. Bear? No... Are you sure she's one of ours? Alright already! We'll be there in a minute.


Witch Hazel: I feel like someone should make some comment about a witch, a wardrobe, and a kitten, don't you?


Paja: So. Apparently there's a mini making life miserable for the girls upstairs.
Dusty: How's this a problem, exactly?
Anne: ...Chibiusa and Hazel?
Paja: Worse. Their newest recruit.
Anne&Dusty: Uhoh...


Hazel: Did you hear that? A new mini! Making people miserable!
Chibiusa: You know what that means!
Chibs & Hazel: She's here! She's here! Mini Noir is finally here!


BabyJade: Princi says, "If you'll just shut up already, you can have Edward until we can find you a bear of your own." Okay?
Noir: Gimme!


Noir: *sniffles* I shall call him... Snuffles!
Princi: Edward!
Noir: Edward. Bear. Mine. So, so, so very happy...


Noir: And this is the way the teddy bears have their picnics, Edward. See, you get your own drink and everything.


Princi: ...Remind me to have Edward cleaned before I take him back.
Dru: Right. Aren't Noirs supposed to... I dunno, dark? Spooky?
Princi: Since when does anything around here make any sense?


PJ: Hey there!
Dusty: What if she bites?
Anne: Ohhhh, what a cute little bear!
Noir: He is, he is, and he's all mine. His name is Edward. We are having a picnic. Would you like to join us?
PJ: We really can-


*poof!*
Noir: There, now everybody has their favorite drinks.
Dusty: How'd you know I like orange soda and not carrot juice?
Noir: I know lots of things. I'm so glad you all decided to stay.


Witch Hazel: Noir! Dark savior of...
Chibiusa: ...
Witch Hazel: What the hell is going on? Are you having a freakin' teaparty?


Noir: Oh! More friends. Yay! Come! Join us, there's plenty to go around.


PJ: You know this is gonna be good...
Dusty: Wait for it...


Chibiusa: Of all the Noirs in the world, we get the sugary sweet, diabetic coma inducing one!
WH: It's not fair!
*both bang their heads on the table over and over and over, crying the whole time*


Minis are love.