It's really friggin' cold.

[impy]

Dear girlie part of my brain,
Please stop thinking, "ooooooooooh, shiny!" everytime we end up in the bra section of a store/catalogue. Quite frankly, it's annoying. We do not have the money for you to go skipping down the ooh shiny trail, and I don't really think having a bunch of pretty underthings and nothing semi-decent to wear over them is a bright idea. Couldn't you find something prettiful that isn't underwear? Please? I'll buy you a pony.

I'm tired of being propositioned by dirty old men. Thing is, I don't think answering yes to, "are you married?" would stop them. I think it would make the next bit of this little dance worse. *twitches*

Now to hope that shiny things ship soon. When we return, we shall bring you Riley. Maybe some Merry + Riley. Dunno. You'll see.

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*sigh* If you have pretty undies and nothing fun to wear over them, I guess you're just going to have to prance around in your undies then. *cackle*

WAIT A MINUTE! YOU WERE PLANNING THIS ALL ALONG! *GASP!*

[snarky-imp.livejournal.com]

...Totally busted!