Who knew ghosts scared so easily?
May. 5th, 2005 05:11 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
impySwapping Styles Nolee scares the crap out of a ghost. And evil plots for world domination. The usual.
Whoever thought ghosts would be so squemish? Ah well.
In the room that changes according to my whims... er, the occupants at the time Nicca and Dru sit.
Nicca: So this is what we do all day? Sit around and wait for her to notice us? How exactly is this a life?
Dru: You're dead. I'm not sure exactly how that works, but you're dead. Technically that means you have no life.
Nicca: ... There's no need to be rude.
Dru: sigh. I suppose the very interesting world of Lindsay Lohan can wait awhile. I'll bite. What's the matter?
Nicca: It's just that I'm ever so bored. Ever since that odd ringlet girl stole Frank-
Dru: Your puppy?
Nicca: Yes. Ever since she stole him, I don't have anyone to talk to. I don't have anything to do. It just seems a shame to waste the time when you lot can see me by doing nothing.
Dru: I see.
Nicca: It's like I don't really fit in with you all. I guess I'm just a smidge too sophisticated or something.
Dru: *rolls eyes* Well, maybe she *gestures to the camera* can help you out. You might ask. What's the worst that could happen?
Dru: So, as I was saying...
thump!
Nicca: What was that? What is that?
Dru: Why don't you go investigate?
Nicca: Well, this is oddly shaped. What is it?
Dru: Huh, I've seen those before. I didn't think she had one though. It's a tote.
Nicca: A what?
Dru: A box filled with clothes and stuff. Someone obviously went on a shopping binge. Go on, open it. Maybe there's a new outfit or something for you? (Please, please, please tell me you got her something to divert her attention from me?)
Nicca: Well, that's a bit odd. Who'd put hair in a box with a razor bla-
Nicca: Oh. *screams and teleports to where she feels safer*
Nicca: Ohmylord. Those.. and there were... and how could she?
Dru: You might try completing a sentence.
Nicca: Do not mock me!
Dru: Alrighty. No mocking, despite the fact that if you were any closer, you'd be sitting on my lap. What's the matter?
Nicca: Oh, it's too horrible. I can't. It's just... Go see for yourself! Go see what your precious one has done!
Dru: ...ooooooookay...
Dru: Oh, now that's just wrong.
Dru: I think I'm going to be sick.
Oi! Not on us, I hope.
Dru: Hey, wait a minute...
Nicca: You see what horrible things that monster is up to? I hope you all enjoy your illegally obtained goods now that you know where they come from!
Nicca: Blast! It's impossible to dial 911 if you can't even feel your fingers.
Nicca: Must. Not. Scream.
Dru: Calm down, Nicca. This is just too weird, but there's nothing to be afraid of. I think.
Nicca: Have you gone completely mad? She's got heads! Heads in a box! What's not to fear? She's obviously insane.
Dru: I think I'm getting a migraine... She didn't kill anyone. They're just... heads.
Nicca: Why couldn't you be normal? Still, they are rather interesting...
Nolee heads: Dorothy! Dorothy! Dorothyyyyy!
Nicca: AAAaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiieeeeeee!
Dru: Definitely a migraine...
Rei: Did someone scream? Ah, there you two are. I was wondering where'd you scampered off to.
Nicca: *whimper*
heads: Ha ha. You're hilarious. Scamper. ... I hate you.
I hate her more.
Dru: I'm not here. Not here... not here...
Rei: So you found the heads, eh? What were they up to?
Nicca: ...You mean they're yours?
Dru: *mutters* Talking heads, purple haired girls with clothes to die for... and a ghost who's about to go nuclear. Why couldn't I have gone off with Alice and Tish?
Rei: Yeah, you could say they're mine. We have an agreement. Namely, I get to keep the body.
Nicca: ...
Rei: Who wants a body? Who wants a body? Come on, which one of you widdle heads wants a body?
Dru: Well, she's completely weird.
Nicca: Indeed.
Dru: Still bored?
Nicca: Not really. I think perhaps I'll just start reading some trashy magazines and letting my mind turn to mush.
Dru: Excellent. So, wanna hear what Miss Lohan is up to these days?
Nicca: Oddly enough, I do.
Dru: yay!
epilogue
Icy: So, I hear you killed your first two people. Congratulations on that!
I didn't kill anyone. And you're wearing that wrong.
Icy: Who died and made you Joan Rivers? Besides, I like it this way.
Princi: *whispers*
Gwen: *whispers back*
...
Icy: Hey! Hey, Isa! Did you hear? Blondie's finally gone and killed someone. Two someones!
Princi: Oh, hey there.
*whispers to Gwen* Look innocent!
Congratulations on your first kill. I'm so proud. Who was it? Your brother?
Icy: Did you finally off Satan?
Gwen: You killed Satan?
the end or something like it.
Princi and Gwen were still hanging out with Icy, so they skipped the photoshoot, figuring whenever the Cosmics and the minis arrive, they'll be dragged down to a real family shot anyway. Wheeee!
Oh, the LL refs. Couple of reasons. 1) Since the doll is going to be released sometime in the next couple of months and I'll be getting her, I figure you should be warned ahead of time. 2) The Pullips all have an odd fixation on her. They might not all love her in the same way, but they all enjoy reading about her or watching her movies or, in someone who will remain nameless's case, listening to her music. It's one of the few things they all agree on.
Very, very, very long. And yet, for one that was basically designed to be a throw-away, I like it. Nicca's snobbery can be fun. :D
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_hallow_
You're stuck inside Fahrenheit 451, which book do you want to be?
Yeah, some of us didn't read or don't remember a damn thing. So, I'm going to ignore the question. :p
Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character?
Sure.
... Oh. Who? You know, I really don't remember. They tended to just be very quickly passing things. I'm fickle. Though, comic book wise, I always adored Gambit. :p But who didn't?
The last book you bought is:
Girls in Pants: The Third Summer of the Sisterhood.
The last book you read:
Vampire High by Douglas Rees
What are you currently reading?
The Ice Queen by Alice Hoffman
Next on my list is:
... Whatever looks good at the library. :p
Five books you would take to a deserted island:
I assume you mean if I were stranded and not an attempt to get rid of them, right?
The Season of Passage - Christopher Pike
Lisa Bright and Dark - John Neufeld
Practical Magic - Alice Hoffman
The Evil Twin - Francine Pascal or whoever the ghost writer was at the time. :p
and probably Seduced by Moonlight by Laurell K. Hamilton [smut and "OMG!"-ness.]
But I dunno. The odds of me carrying these five books at once is pretty slim...
Who are you going to pass this stick to (3 persons) and why?
_soulblueprint & agent_alpo Someone else can surprise me and actually be the third to go crazy.
There are no reasons why, other than, you know, literacy and loving to fill these things out. ;)
Whoever thought ghosts would be so squemish? Ah well.
In the room that changes according to my whims... er, the occupants at the time Nicca and Dru sit.
Nicca: So this is what we do all day? Sit around and wait for her to notice us? How exactly is this a life?
Dru: You're dead. I'm not sure exactly how that works, but you're dead. Technically that means you have no life.
Nicca: ... There's no need to be rude.
Dru: sigh. I suppose the very interesting world of Lindsay Lohan can wait awhile. I'll bite. What's the matter?
Nicca: It's just that I'm ever so bored. Ever since that odd ringlet girl stole Frank-
Dru: Your puppy?
Nicca: Yes. Ever since she stole him, I don't have anyone to talk to. I don't have anything to do. It just seems a shame to waste the time when you lot can see me by doing nothing.
Dru: I see.
Nicca: It's like I don't really fit in with you all. I guess I'm just a smidge too sophisticated or something.
Dru: *rolls eyes* Well, maybe she *gestures to the camera* can help you out. You might ask. What's the worst that could happen?
Dru: So, as I was saying...
thump!
Nicca: What was that? What is that?
Dru: Why don't you go investigate?
Nicca: Well, this is oddly shaped. What is it?
Dru: Huh, I've seen those before. I didn't think she had one though. It's a tote.
Nicca: A what?
Dru: A box filled with clothes and stuff. Someone obviously went on a shopping binge. Go on, open it. Maybe there's a new outfit or something for you? (Please, please, please tell me you got her something to divert her attention from me?)
Nicca: Well, that's a bit odd. Who'd put hair in a box with a razor bla-
Nicca: Oh. *screams and teleports to where she feels safer*
Nicca: Ohmylord. Those.. and there were... and how could she?
Dru: You might try completing a sentence.
Nicca: Do not mock me!
Dru: Alrighty. No mocking, despite the fact that if you were any closer, you'd be sitting on my lap. What's the matter?
Nicca: Oh, it's too horrible. I can't. It's just... Go see for yourself! Go see what your precious one has done!
Dru: ...ooooooookay...
Dru: Oh, now that's just wrong.
Dru: I think I'm going to be sick.
Oi! Not on us, I hope.
Dru: Hey, wait a minute...
Nicca: You see what horrible things that monster is up to? I hope you all enjoy your illegally obtained goods now that you know where they come from!
Nicca: Blast! It's impossible to dial 911 if you can't even feel your fingers.
Nicca: Must. Not. Scream.
Dru: Calm down, Nicca. This is just too weird, but there's nothing to be afraid of. I think.
Nicca: Have you gone completely mad? She's got heads! Heads in a box! What's not to fear? She's obviously insane.
Dru: I think I'm getting a migraine... She didn't kill anyone. They're just... heads.
Nicca: Why couldn't you be normal? Still, they are rather interesting...
Nolee heads: Dorothy! Dorothy! Dorothyyyyy!
Nicca: AAAaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiieeeeeee!
Dru: Definitely a migraine...
Rei: Did someone scream? Ah, there you two are. I was wondering where'd you scampered off to.
Nicca: *whimper*
heads: Ha ha. You're hilarious. Scamper. ... I hate you.
I hate her more.
Dru: I'm not here. Not here... not here...
Rei: So you found the heads, eh? What were they up to?
Nicca: ...You mean they're yours?
Dru: *mutters* Talking heads, purple haired girls with clothes to die for... and a ghost who's about to go nuclear. Why couldn't I have gone off with Alice and Tish?
Rei: Yeah, you could say they're mine. We have an agreement. Namely, I get to keep the body.
Nicca: ...
Rei: Who wants a body? Who wants a body? Come on, which one of you widdle heads wants a body?
Dru: Well, she's completely weird.
Nicca: Indeed.
Dru: Still bored?
Nicca: Not really. I think perhaps I'll just start reading some trashy magazines and letting my mind turn to mush.
Dru: Excellent. So, wanna hear what Miss Lohan is up to these days?
Nicca: Oddly enough, I do.
Dru: yay!
epilogue
Icy: So, I hear you killed your first two people. Congratulations on that!
I didn't kill anyone. And you're wearing that wrong.
Icy: Who died and made you Joan Rivers? Besides, I like it this way.
Princi: *whispers*
Gwen: *whispers back*
...
Icy: Hey! Hey, Isa! Did you hear? Blondie's finally gone and killed someone. Two someones!
Princi: Oh, hey there.
*whispers to Gwen* Look innocent!
Congratulations on your first kill. I'm so proud. Who was it? Your brother?
Icy: Did you finally off Satan?
Gwen: You killed Satan?
the end or something like it.
Princi and Gwen were still hanging out with Icy, so they skipped the photoshoot, figuring whenever the Cosmics and the minis arrive, they'll be dragged down to a real family shot anyway. Wheeee!
Oh, the LL refs. Couple of reasons. 1) Since the doll is going to be released sometime in the next couple of months and I'll be getting her, I figure you should be warned ahead of time. 2) The Pullips all have an odd fixation on her. They might not all love her in the same way, but they all enjoy reading about her or watching her movies or, in someone who will remain nameless's case, listening to her music. It's one of the few things they all agree on.
Very, very, very long. And yet, for one that was basically designed to be a throw-away, I like it. Nicca's snobbery can be fun. :D
Courtesy of
_hallow_You're stuck inside Fahrenheit 451, which book do you want to be?
Yeah, some of us didn't read or don't remember a damn thing. So, I'm going to ignore the question. :p
Have you ever had a crush on a fictional character?
Sure.
... Oh. Who? You know, I really don't remember. They tended to just be very quickly passing things. I'm fickle. Though, comic book wise, I always adored Gambit. :p But who didn't?
The last book you bought is:
Girls in Pants: The Third Summer of the Sisterhood.
The last book you read:
Vampire High by Douglas Rees
What are you currently reading?
The Ice Queen by Alice Hoffman
Next on my list is:
... Whatever looks good at the library. :p
Five books you would take to a deserted island:
I assume you mean if I were stranded and not an attempt to get rid of them, right?
The Season of Passage - Christopher Pike
Lisa Bright and Dark - John Neufeld
Practical Magic - Alice Hoffman
The Evil Twin - Francine Pascal or whoever the ghost writer was at the time. :p
and probably Seduced by Moonlight by Laurell K. Hamilton [smut and "OMG!"-ness.]
But I dunno. The odds of me carrying these five books at once is pretty slim...
Who are you going to pass this stick to (3 persons) and why?
_soulblueprint & agent_alpo Someone else can surprise me and actually be the third to go crazy.There are no reasons why, other than, you know, literacy and loving to fill these things out. ;)
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