Andromeda Falling

[impy]

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The Bratz baby Twiins had just finished cleaning the girlie room. The walls were clean, the clothes put away, even the teeny tiny bottles had been put wherever it was they belonged. The room was empty. Quiet. Clean. And then...

aaaaaiiiieeeeee!

whump!
We're... alive?



Ohmystarsandgarters! We're in hell!


It doesn't seem that bad to me. Kind of... empty, but certainly not hell, Captain.


You! This is all your fault! If you had just left the Terrestrials where you found them, we wouldn't be here.
I didn't... You don't mean that!


crrrreeeeeeaaaaaak
Did you hear that?
Oh, nothing good is going to come of this. I want it on record that this is all your fault.


WitchHazel: I told you. Never doubt my magical magic abilities, Tuna.
Chibiusa: It worked! It worked! It really worked.


You want to rethink your stance on hell, Bee?
... Space fritters.






Andromeda

  Ands is the older Cosmic. She has a short temper, made even shorter by her stint on Earth, and frequently ends up yelling at anyone around her. She's been known to yell at inanimate objects.
  As one of the youngest captains in the history of space travel [their history, obviously], Ands had a lot to prove. She was doing fabulously and was well on her way to becoming a mini celebrity of sorts when a purple pixie was assigned to her ship. The two never really clicked, but the public loved seeing them together for some reason. Stuck together, they'd finally reached some semblance of a truce [namely Andromeda finally decided she couldn't kill a member of her crew, no matter how annoying they could be] when something happened...
  Andromeda is sarcastic and easily annoyed. She's actually an awful lot like Princi without the murderous rage that Princi has taken to hiding. Ands is also prone to silence and has a bit of a messiah complex. Luckily she's no longer in space, so we don't have to worry about her managing to get herself blown to space fritters.
  She can be frequently be heard saying Oh my stars and garters....


Bailey

  Bailey is a ditz. God only knows how she managed to make into the space program, but she did. She's sweet and a bit fluffy, though she's been known to channel her inner bitch when the need arises. She doesn't mean for bad things to happen, but she just doesn't tend to think about the consequences to any of her actions. Or does she?
  Bee worked her tail off to be assigned to Andromeda's ship because she wanted the publicity that followed Ands around. When the general public caught sight of Ands and Bee together they pretty much demanded to see more. Bee realized quickly that her captain was big on the yelling, especially at her. Still, she never figured out why.
  While exploring one of the various moons of a dead planet, Bee stumbled across two alien creatures. She promptly fell in love with the larger one and adopted him. Unwilling to leave the second alien without its friend, she promised it that she had a friend. When the powers that be found out about the adopted aliens [Ands didn't realize she had adopted an alien, mind you], the guilty were sent away as punishment. It was meant to be temporary, but something went wrong ... and the Cosmics ended up on Earth.
  If you hear someone say "Space fritters!" that would be Bailey.


Cosmic thoughts.
  Mercu [Bee] has some serious makeup going on, man. That purple in the corner of her eye is actually freaking me out a little. But I think once I get used to it, it'll be one of the things I love best about her. As it is, I love the color of her eyes. They're gorgeous. Look up there. Do you see that? Gorgeous. Oh yes.
  We love her choker, her holster for her little space gun, the stars on her boots ... lots of things. Her hair is thick and long and both Cosmics have hair that reminds me of those crayons/gel pens you buy to write specifically on dark paper. Tis wonderful.

  Jupi is probably going to be my favorite once payday hits and I buy her [and Tish] some hair clips. It's odd. She's got a lot of hair, but it's really thin. I don't know if it's just Andromeda, or if all Jupis have this issue.
  I like her eye color, though I do agree it's a bit of an odd choice considering her hair color. Still, it stands out and is something I think I love about her. I love how she looks easily miffed [hence her personality], and she has the most awesome boots ever. If she had the cool little stars on her boots, I'd say she was perfect. I don't really understand why people didn't like her as much, and I'm going to feel superior to those who are now jumping on the Jupi bandwagon. Hair color wise, she has the weirdest. It's actually a shade of purple in person, but it seems to photograph a shade of pink. So odd.

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_hallow_/]

I'm loving Bee's makeup. It's like a cosmic rainbow. And that was just about the cheesiest line ever. LoL!

[snarky-imp.livejournal.com]

And yet, for Bee, it works. Makeup and cheesy lines. ;)

[heybabe.livejournal.com]

Andromeda's eyes are stunning. Specially on this picture.

[no-1-like-me.livejournal.com]

Yes, finally some more good pics of Jupi! Most of the pics that I have seen were never really clear. I like Jupi...I think ;) Are you going to do a story about Cosmics meeting the other girls?