The further adventures in Space

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Andromeda Snaps

In case you don't recall, when last we saw our intrepid space duo, they were being confronted by a witch and her familiar.


WitchHazel: First things first. You must swear allegiance
Chibiusa: To the flag!
WH: No, to us.
Chibi: Our flag!
WH: ...the hell is wrong with you?
Chibi: Bad 'nip, man. Bad nip.
WH: Whatever. Allegiance. To us. You shall be our freakishly oversized minions.


Bee: *gasp*
Andromeda: Oh, hell. Please tell me this is a joke.


WH: As I was saying, minions. See, the kitten and I have a plan. A big plan.


Bee: A plan?


Andromeda: Oh.My.God. I really am in hell. This is hell. Hell is run by two midgets in costume.


Andromeda: I'm in hell!
Bee: Uh, Captain? Are you okay over there?
Andromeda: You!


Andromeda: This is all your fault! You and your stupid alien fixation! Well, look at us now, Starshine! We're surrounded by aliens. Are you happy? Are you happy yet?
Bee: *flails around helplessly* H-hel...p!


WH: Oh hell.
Chibiusa: This wasn't supposed to happen...was it?



Andromeda: Freeze, midgets!


WH: ...damn it!
Chibiusa: Nope, definitely not in the plan.
Bee: *shocked*
Andromeda: Let's just get this straight. We're no one's minions, and I'll be damned if I get bossed around by a cat and her silly person wearing elf shoes. Get lost before my finger slips.


WH: Dammit! Foiled again!
Chibiusa: By the baked potato with a space gun.


And so once again, the day is saved thanks to...
Andromeda: My psychotic rage!
*waits a minute*
Jesus, Bee, you can get up now, you know. It was an act. You know, pretend? Not real?


Bee: ...oh.


Bee: *copies Ands* I saved the day, and all I had to do was yank out some poor sap's hair and strangle her! Yay me! yay rage! I am so great, I am.

Bee yammers on.


Andromeda: It never fails. Even when I win, I lose. sigh.

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