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Sometimes I feel that perhaps I'm too bitchy. Or not bitchy enough. I'm conflicted.

However, I do know that when I gaze upon this, I wonder why no one has washed the poor pink eye suffering, calamine lotion slathered dolly. The twins would cry, except they're prone to acts of violence, not wussy crying jags over the numerous fallen RIDas.

Kay, I'm off to guilt my way to shopping. Or pass out and then bug people later. We'll see which it is.

Oh, and if you're of the HP fanbase and you spoil the book that I won't get to read anytime soon, I will kick your fucking ass and then feed you to the Clydesdale I call puppy. She'll break you in ways you didn't know were possible, and grin the whole time. I'm aware this threat doesn't extend to everyone, but enough of you should be warned.

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