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Dec. 18th, 2009 07:58 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
impyIn case you wondered, yes. Yes I am judging you, mister I need a plastic bag for the gallon of milk I'm walking to the first parking space, then driving home, walking three steps to the door and voila! Kitchen. I think everyone who asks for a bag for their milk is a dumbass UNLESS one of the following applies:
1) You're walking. It makes no sense, but it's easier to carry the bag than it is to carry the cold jug. You're allowed.
1b) You're going up a long flight of stairs. Because.
2) You've bought a lot of other stuff and I suspect you'll be trying to carry it all in at once. You'll probably fail, but I've been where you are. Carry on.
There's a third option that is probably, "You are weak and fragile" but I figure that's implied. It's annoying. Also annoying? Stupid couples who bitch you out for putting their stuff in a bag but then turn around and do two transactions. Which uses more than twice the paper one transaction would use. At least I figure the bag would have been recycled with you guys. Me having to throw away two receipts? Wasteful, bitches.
1) You're walking. It makes no sense, but it's easier to carry the bag than it is to carry the cold jug. You're allowed.
1b) You're going up a long flight of stairs. Because.
2) You've bought a lot of other stuff and I suspect you'll be trying to carry it all in at once. You'll probably fail, but I've been where you are. Carry on.
There's a third option that is probably, "You are weak and fragile" but I figure that's implied. It's annoying. Also annoying? Stupid couples who bitch you out for putting their stuff in a bag but then turn around and do two transactions. Which uses more than twice the paper one transaction would use. At least I figure the bag would have been recycled with you guys. Me having to throw away two receipts? Wasteful, bitches.