So. Tired.
Jul. 14th, 2010 08:31 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
impyI had grand plans of things to do this morning. Mostly email people, or comment or do something.
Instead I'm dragging myself to bed because my "I'll just stay up after dinner!" idea last night was RIDICULOUS.
Which reminds me. The last couple of days of my vacation, Mums and I played 10 games of Harry Potter Clue. I will now share certain truths about the game.
1) If you get the Weasley Twins, you will not win. It's sad but true. Fate cannot bestow that extra gift of winning upon someone who has been blessed with the Weasley Twins.
2) If you get Madame Pomfrey, you will lose her.
3) We refer to the suspects as follows: Crabbe and Goyle are the Wonder Twins (mom goes for Double Trouble but I demand Wonder Twin Powers Activate!), Draco is Littlest Malfoy or Baby Malfoy, Umbitch is Hem-Hem because I cannot just call her a bitch, Lucius Malfoy is Pretty Boy/Hair, and Bellatrix is Crazy Pants.
4) Crazy Pants is never the gulty party.
5) Never. It's like House and Lupus and yet not. Because it's never crazy pants.
6) It's almost always petrificus totalus.
7. It's almost always the Wonder Twins.
8. Hermione is almost always the victim.
9. You don't want to be Ron, Harry, or Hermione because you will spend the next three turns trying to get into a room.
10. Unless you're Ron. Then you'll spend the entire game trying to get into a room. He is cursed. Not even the twins will save you from this.
It's never Crazy Pants. I don't care how many times you play, it will never be crazy pants. And I always play better when I'm Luna. Ginny almost always wins.
Instead I'm dragging myself to bed because my "I'll just stay up after dinner!" idea last night was RIDICULOUS.
Which reminds me. The last couple of days of my vacation, Mums and I played 10 games of Harry Potter Clue. I will now share certain truths about the game.
1) If you get the Weasley Twins, you will not win. It's sad but true. Fate cannot bestow that extra gift of winning upon someone who has been blessed with the Weasley Twins.
2) If you get Madame Pomfrey, you will lose her.
3) We refer to the suspects as follows: Crabbe and Goyle are the Wonder Twins (mom goes for Double Trouble but I demand Wonder Twin Powers Activate!), Draco is Littlest Malfoy or Baby Malfoy, Umbitch is Hem-Hem because I cannot just call her a bitch, Lucius Malfoy is Pretty Boy/Hair, and Bellatrix is Crazy Pants.
4) Crazy Pants is never the gulty party.
5) Never. It's like House and Lupus and yet not. Because it's never crazy pants.
6) It's almost always petrificus totalus.
7. It's almost always the Wonder Twins.
8. Hermione is almost always the victim.
9. You don't want to be Ron, Harry, or Hermione because you will spend the next three turns trying to get into a room.
10. Unless you're Ron. Then you'll spend the entire game trying to get into a room. He is cursed. Not even the twins will save you from this.
It's never Crazy Pants. I don't care how many times you play, it will never be crazy pants. And I always play better when I'm Luna. Ginny almost always wins.