Son of a bitch

[impy]

As near as I can tell, my birthday will be met with little to no fanfare. Fair enough, I thought. I'l stay up and read the new Sweet Valley bits coming out and then... I hadn't ever made it beyond that for various reasons.

Yeah.

Guess what got pushed back again?!

My sadness is matched only by my anger. Birthday fairy, why the fuck did you take away my only remaining birthday plan? :(