I want more.
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impyAfter my CM failure (and mini success), I decided to watch Liz & Dick.
Yes. This is going to be one of those posts. I'd apologize but, um... no.
So, disclaimers up front.
I happen to like Lindsay Lohan. I do wish she'd find someone who isn't at all Hollywood (so, normal, I guess?) and stop speaking at all to either of her parents. Or, at the very least, ask herself, "What would they do?" and then promptly do the opposite. I've liked her since she won me over on the totally unnecessary remake of The Parent Trap and she cemented my love by having that ridiculous feud with the Duff. Mean Girls was just the icing on the cake, really.
The Elizabeth Taylor I'm most familiar with is the Elizabeth of the 80's sooooooo my view is completely skewed on the subject matter at hand.
That said, let's begin.
This movie should never have been made.
... No, wait. I've got more. The movie, as it was presented, should have never made it off the ground. I can only hope that there was something more to it at the start and that for whatever reason this is just a fanciful edit of questionable merit.
I wanted to like it. I truly did. But the way it was marketed was so different from what was actually delivered that one should be able to sue for false advertising. This is not the Liz & Dick story. This is the Dick chronicles with appearances by Lohan trying to channel Liz in brief snippets, frequently stalking off in a huff or throwing things with marginal success at walls and floors.
I'm not sure if it's the fact that LL couldn't manage to pull off a proper Liz impression and so the film changed directions as it was filmed or edited, or if this was always the set up, but it's decidedly not how I think of Elizabeth Taylor. I sincerely doubt she was so overshadowed in her own life.
L&D also relies entirely too heavily on the trick of being less a story and more of a collection of scenes that one suspects are meant to be Pivotal but without the proper story, are merely scenes. If there's no build up from one scene to the next there's also no payoff. The characters and actors are never really given time to breathe any life into any given scene because poof! Two minutes later, we've jumped to another scene. One cannot really have a movie made of montages and expect good things to happen. It's just not all that likely.
The set-up with L&D giving afterlife interviews was weird and is likely to either be the moment you realize Nope! or one of the highlights of the movie for you, if you're masochistic enough to watch. I happened to like it, though it's best not to think too much about the whys of it all.
LL did manage to occasionally capture Liz and it would happen with just enough frequency that you'd watch a little more to see it happen again. But then you wound up annoyed because she didn't pull it off enough or the movie didn't trust her to do or... something.
Ultimately it's something that should have listened to a line in its own script: More. The movie needed more. More time in every sense of the word, I suppose.
Yes. This is going to be one of those posts. I'd apologize but, um... no.
So, disclaimers up front.
I happen to like Lindsay Lohan. I do wish she'd find someone who isn't at all Hollywood (so, normal, I guess?) and stop speaking at all to either of her parents. Or, at the very least, ask herself, "What would they do?" and then promptly do the opposite. I've liked her since she won me over on the totally unnecessary remake of The Parent Trap and she cemented my love by having that ridiculous feud with the Duff. Mean Girls was just the icing on the cake, really.
The Elizabeth Taylor I'm most familiar with is the Elizabeth of the 80's sooooooo my view is completely skewed on the subject matter at hand.
That said, let's begin.
This movie should never have been made.
... No, wait. I've got more. The movie, as it was presented, should have never made it off the ground. I can only hope that there was something more to it at the start and that for whatever reason this is just a fanciful edit of questionable merit.
I wanted to like it. I truly did. But the way it was marketed was so different from what was actually delivered that one should be able to sue for false advertising. This is not the Liz & Dick story. This is the Dick chronicles with appearances by Lohan trying to channel Liz in brief snippets, frequently stalking off in a huff or throwing things with marginal success at walls and floors.
I'm not sure if it's the fact that LL couldn't manage to pull off a proper Liz impression and so the film changed directions as it was filmed or edited, or if this was always the set up, but it's decidedly not how I think of Elizabeth Taylor. I sincerely doubt she was so overshadowed in her own life.
L&D also relies entirely too heavily on the trick of being less a story and more of a collection of scenes that one suspects are meant to be Pivotal but without the proper story, are merely scenes. If there's no build up from one scene to the next there's also no payoff. The characters and actors are never really given time to breathe any life into any given scene because poof! Two minutes later, we've jumped to another scene. One cannot really have a movie made of montages and expect good things to happen. It's just not all that likely.
The set-up with L&D giving afterlife interviews was weird and is likely to either be the moment you realize Nope! or one of the highlights of the movie for you, if you're masochistic enough to watch. I happened to like it, though it's best not to think too much about the whys of it all.
LL did manage to occasionally capture Liz and it would happen with just enough frequency that you'd watch a little more to see it happen again. But then you wound up annoyed because she didn't pull it off enough or the movie didn't trust her to do or... something.
Ultimately it's something that should have listened to a line in its own script: More. The movie needed more. More time in every sense of the word, I suppose.
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Date: 2012-11-27 01:37 am (UTC)She must be getting eviscerated for her performance in this flick, because quite a few celebs on Twitter were offering her consolation and getting #StopBullyingLindsay trending. I don't even want to know, really...
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Date: 2012-11-27 02:31 am (UTC)Now that you've reviewed it I definitely won't bother to watch it. It's a shame really. I think LL is actually a really good actress, but because she's such a hot mess no respectable directors/producers want to take a chance on her now. I think Mean Girls may end up being the biggest thing she's known for acting wise...she'll be remembered for her personal drama more than her acting abilities, and that's just sad.
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