Will the AG updates ever end?

[impy]

Seriously, AG? I thought I was good for another week or so and then you go and update your Pinterest? Sigh.

Source in case you want to see a 14 y/o lose her shit over how awful everything is. I'm not sure that's agberkie from PT going on and on about how crap everything looks, but that's my bet until I check PT to find out for sure.

We're going to break this up, as always, into the different categories for easier perusal.


Bitty-

Flutter and Fly Dress for Doll and Girl


Flutter and Fly Dress for Girls


Bitty Twins PJs


Truly Me:

Basketball Outfit


Sport Storage Bench


Sherling Boots



Hot Lunch Set


Slow Cooker Dinner Set
  I kind of like this. I'm not sure about the person screaming "finally! Healthy food!" because, honey? That's BBQ in there and there ain't nothin' healthy 'bout that, sugar. [/deep fried accent] But I also accept that this is going to be insanely priced and I'm okay with not getting it, so I'll just hope pictures are forthcoming once it's out.



Terrier Puppy
  Uhhhhh... there's a Terror Puppy joke in there somewhere.



Science Fair Set
  And now we wait to see how many people say they wanted Science Stuff but not THIS Science.


Sparkle Sweater Outfit
  Oh, this could go wrong so very quickly. Like the sweater being pretty see-through for one.



Recess Ready Outfit
  This looks just as cheap now as it did when someone found it on ebay. Only now with leggings and a pink... thing!


Mod Monster Costume
  Fuuuuuuuuuuu- I hate those kind of wigs. I hate them, hate them, hate them. But I also can't see any other way to have pulled this look off and Frankie is already whispering, "Mom? But you look so young!" DON'T CROSS THE STREAMS, MATTEL!


BeForever:

Josefina:

Josefina's Bed and Bedding
  Look! Josefina's getting new stuff! That's like her old stuff only more bland! That said, I don't mind them painting the bed and calling it new. You know people were doing that anyway, might as well cash in.


Josefina's Nightgown & Desert Dreams Pajamas for Girls
  Basically, if you want Josefina's old nightgown, last call! Unless you trust it to be so overstocked that it'll go on sale again sometime after its retirement. In any case, yay for 'Fina getting new stuff, even if it's a re-tread of stuff she already has/had!



Josefina's Nighttime Accessories
  Niña! You came back!


Kit

Kit's Radio Set
  Waaaaaaaaaant.



Kit's One Piece Pajamas and Puppy Print Pajamas for Girls
  Could we stop with the infantilization of Kit? Just because she's got short hair does not mean she's younger than the other girls and you shouldn't market her quite so heavily to the little kids. Seriously, this is a onesie. For a ten year old.


Kit's Bed and Bedding


Julie

Julie's Bed and Bedding
  Oh, 70's. You're going to hurt me.


Julie's Daisy Vanity Set
  I hate to agree with "It's ALL CRAP!" girl, but I legitimately thought this was for Bitty Twin. :/ I like the owl, though. Ivy no get. Sorry, Ivy.



Julie's Zigzag Pajamas for Doll and Girl
  You know what pink, orange, and yellow look like? Vomit, AG. It looks like vomit. Just ask the cat who projectile puked on my stuff this morning.


Kaya

Pow Wow Dress of Today and Blue Patterned Pajamas for Girls
  More Pow Wow Dress of Today. I wish there were different names to help differentiate between them.


Rebecca

Rebecca's Bedroom Accessories
  Becca finally got her nesting dolls! :D This I'll probably buy even though I don't know when I'll be getting a Rebecca. It just looks fun.


Rebecca's Satin Pajamas for Doll and Girl
  First Becca came for Samantha's frilly princess crown and now she comes for yours, Ruthie. Rebecca the Destroyer!
Annnnnd I'm not a huge fan, actually. Bex doesn't look too thrilled either.


Addy

Addy's Bed and Bedding
  Meh? I have the original bed, don't have the bedding. It's a rehash in new colors, sorta. Because Blue is for Addy.


Addy's Nightgown & Embroidered Nightgown for Girl
  I wish we'd gotten a doll size version of the girl nightgown. It looks cute. Both do, but I'm greedy and always wanting more. I'd complain that poor Addy is gonna freeze, but I'd say 20 some odd years of the other nightgown being available means you can probably track it down and this way Addy has some summer sleepwear.


I'm giving this week's new release award to...

Josefina. Because while Rebecca finally got her dolls (finally!), and Addy got a nightgown for warmer weather, you finally got something at all. And you got Niña back! Plus I foresee many a bed bought (maybe not for Josefina herself but alas) so long as AG doesn't price gouge.

Comments

[zallia.livejournal.com]

Bwah! Even though I like Josefina, bland is definitely the failing of her collection. Poor Kaya's pretty much fallen into the palette-swap template, too, with even less to show for it.

And oh lord, the Pinterest. Because calling the twerps from 1Direction (I assume that's what that is) "heroes" is the height of a mature and well-rationed individual. :/

[snarky-imp.livejournal.com]

I feel bad for Kaya. There's only so much they can do and yet... and yet this is what they do? I dunno. I'm curious as to whether Josefina will be getting anything new other than those items or if they're waiting for Maryellen's release for that?


I'm assuming those are the 1D-dudes, yes. She's just all kinds of special. The last Pinterest leak had QnPoohbear raining on everyone's parade and this one has her. Though at least berkie there actually spends money on AG whereas qnpb doesn't.