pepsi crack addict.

I am far too sarcastic for my own good. Example:

"I wish I had endless money to run a huge mega-site, but it does cost money and as a website, it can't take precedence over real-life charges that are incurred by the cost of living. Obviously! I'm not going to put money on a site before the electric is paid. " - Ted @ BoP Online

Sarcastic reply screaming in my head:
No, you wouldn't put the money towards a site before the electricity bill. Why? Because what's the point in paying for a site you can't use because your electricity's been cut? :P

Sigh. Sometimes I just can't help myself and need to express my sarcasm.

...[warning, warning, BITCH alert]:

If only I cared about any of your opinions. When will people who matter to me love me?!
- still Ted, still BoP Online.

Dude. Harsh. Try and alienate yourself more, whydontcha? *snaps gum*



I. have. a. splitting. headache. This is not helped by my brother's ex talking on the phone very loudly. I'm debating turning the stereo on because it's no louder than she is and it's actually, y'know, music.

*curls up with a book and wishes for a pepsi*