You're bored. Fill out this.

01) Are you currently in a serious relationship?
02) What was your dream growing up?
03) What talent do you wish you had?
04) If I bought you a drink what would it be?
05) Favorite vegetable?
06) What was the last book you read?
07) What zodiac sign are you?
08) Any Tattoos and/or Piercings?
09) Worst Habit?
10) If you saw me walking down the street would you offer me a ride?
11) What is your favorite sport?
12) Do you have a Pessimistic or Optimistic attitude?
13) What would you do if you were stuck in an elevator with me?
14) Worst thing to ever happen to you?
15) Tell me one weird fact about you.
16) Do you have any pets?
17) What if I showed up at your house unexpectedly?
18) What was your first impression of me?
19) Do you think clowns are cute or scary?
20) If you could change one thing about how you look, what would it be?
21) Would you be my crime partner or my conscience?
22) What color eyes do you have?
23) Ever been arrested?
24) Bottle or can soda?
25) If you won $10,000 today, what would you do with it?
26) What's your favorite place to hang out at?
27) Do you believe in ghosts?
28) Favorite thing to do in your spare time?
29) Do you swear a lot?
30) Biggest pet peeve?
31) In one word, how would you describe yourself?
32) Do you appreciate romance?
33) Favorite and least favorite food?
34) Do you believe in God?
35) Will you repost this so I can fill it out and do the same for you?

Ohmylord.

Guys? You're totally falling down on the job again. I mean, really, if I keep hearing about this stuff on the street, I'm going to have to hire one of those kids who stands on the street corner and shrieks random headlines for my own amusement. They still make those, right? :p

Anyway, further proof that certain Twilight fans should be beaten with sticks. How can a werewolf be killed with a silver bullet?

Am I the only one who mentally replied (somewhere in all the snarky comments in my head, anyway): Honey, he's a shapeshifter. DUH.

Go. Read. Don't drink or eat while you do so. Keep all sharp implements away from your hands and feet as well. Then come back here and we'll giggle and OD on Oreos and other goodies because that made my freakin' weekend. :D