Ohmylord.

[impy]

Guys? You're totally falling down on the job again. I mean, really, if I keep hearing about this stuff on the street, I'm going to have to hire one of those kids who stands on the street corner and shrieks random headlines for my own amusement. They still make those, right? :p

Anyway, further proof that certain Twilight fans should be beaten with sticks. How can a werewolf be killed with a silver bullet?

Am I the only one who mentally replied (somewhere in all the snarky comments in my head, anyway): Honey, he's a shapeshifter. DUH.

Go. Read. Don't drink or eat while you do so. Keep all sharp implements away from your hands and feet as well. Then come back here and we'll giggle and OD on Oreos and other goodies because that made my freakin' weekend. :D

Comments

[flamingnik.livejournal.com]

TEAM JACOB- cuz hes a REAL WEREWOLVE!

I weep for the future.

[snarky-imp.livejournal.com]

My brain keeps reading that as "REAL WOLVERINE" and it makes it that much funnier and that much more depressing.

I have seen the future and the future is filled with idiots.

[agent-alpo.livejournal.com]

Wow. Just...wow. Further proof that Stephanie Meyer and the Twilight franchise is a blight upon society, culture, and the planet. Granted Taylor Lautner is pretty fucking hot, but I'm sure he knows he's not the first person to play a werewolf on the big screen.

Just...wow. Pass the Oreos.

[snarky-imp.livejournal.com]

*passes Oreos* Want milk or icecream to dunk them in?

I will freely admit that I liked Twilight (the book, as in the first one) and I like Jacob and Alice, but I swear there's a special brand of stupid made just for the die-hard Twilight fans. I don't even look for these things and yet... Dude.

[http://users.livejournal.com/_hallow_/]

You should've told me to hide my noose before I read that. But alas, it's too late. I read it and now I'm off to hang myself. LOL!

[snarky-imp.livejournal.com]

*offers yummy foods and old people rocking chairs for the "back in my day kids knew what werewolves were and weren't!" possible tirades* It's much better than hanging yourself. Mock the youth of America! Mock!

[ghosty4.livejournal.com]

Did you have to mention OREOS?!?

[snarky-imp.livejournal.com]

Oreos are nummy and yummy and if you put them in icecream, I'm pretty sure you've got a recipe for a diabetic coma right there. Mmmmm.