Ohmylord.

[impy]

Guys? You're totally falling down on the job again. I mean, really, if I keep hearing about this stuff on the street, I'm going to have to hire one of those kids who stands on the street corner and shrieks random headlines for my own amusement. They still make those, right? :p

Anyway, further proof that certain Twilight fans should be beaten with sticks. How can a werewolf be killed with a silver bullet?

Am I the only one who mentally replied (somewhere in all the snarky comments in my head, anyway): Honey, he's a shapeshifter. DUH.

Go. Read. Don't drink or eat while you do so. Keep all sharp implements away from your hands and feet as well. Then come back here and we'll giggle and OD on Oreos and other goodies because that made my freakin' weekend. :D

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You should've told me to hide my noose before I read that. But alas, it's too late. I read it and now I'm off to hang myself. LOL!

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*offers yummy foods and old people rocking chairs for the "back in my day kids knew what werewolves were and weren't!" possible tirades* It's much better than hanging yourself. Mock the youth of America! Mock!