Roundup!

Oh, little nephew of mine... Why are you such a thief? I would have given you a snow cone if you'd asked. I would probably have shared my potato chips with you, if not outright given you the bag... but now my chips are shoved under the desk, my mouse is sticky, and the keyboard is hiccuping.

It never fails. I decide I'm going to spend super fun awesome time with him and then... I come home and he's destroyed stuff. And also left all the fans in the room on for some odd reason. o_O

NYARGH.

Anyway. I didn't take the massive test on money laundering. Instead I spent the evening checking dates on candy. Your outdated candy is mine. Let me throw it across the floor.

Ivy is on her way! :D I'm way more excited than I should be. I'll be friggin' 29 and I'm all, "EEE! A TOY!" But I was trying to remember the last Big Toy I got for a birthday. Sam and Kirsten were either birthday or Christmas (or one of each? No one remembers, though odds are good Kirsten was a birthday doll), HTA was Christmas for sure, Ruthie was after Cass took us to AGP:A for her birthday, Nellie was Thanksgiving archival panic, Sonali was Valentine's Day, and Jess and Lizbeth were, "Ahoy, deals!"

So, um... birthday squee?

( I made an art... and spoilers ahoy. )