Suit the shark up, we're gonna need a ramp, too.

WHAT THE HELL JUST HAPPENED?

( Pretty Little Spoilers )

So. Here's the deal, ABCFamily. You make this a double-cross and I won't declare this Jumping The Fucking Shark. I will declare you brilliant for the double cross, even. You make this an actual thing and I'll be forced to stop referring people to your show. Instead, I will prance around screaming that people should avoid, avoid, avoid because some things should be sacred. There should be some point/some person/some thing you don't go there with, and currently you have gone there and then some.

I'm not left wanting to see more, I'm left shrieking "nonononononononononoDONOTWANTnonononononono!"

And your lame start to Pretty Dirty Secrets didn't help matters either.