Godwin's law means you're gone.

That's it. I can't take it anymore. The cousin I've deemed the black sheep of my family crossed the last fucking line I care to witness. I'm sure he'll cross more considering he's flown past a zillion of my personal annoyances but I don't have to watch.

Comparing Obama to Hitler over the current gun brouhaha? Yeah. No. If you don't realize how fucking wrong that is, ON SO MANY LEVELS YOU DUMBFUCK, I would like you eradicated from my gene pool. And no, prefacing it with "well, the comparison is a little shaky..." doesn't make it any better. It actually makes it worse because you admit it's wrong/farfetched/whatever, and you're still passing it on because you're just that kind of douchebag!

Holyfuck, he and his sister (not their half-siblings) are just a whole steaming pile of DO NOT WANT. And yes, this requires capslock of rage.

The only thing that makes me not want to run screaming into the nearest body of water and disappear is the knowledge that my brother feels the same way about them.

And that means this is one of the few things the boy and I agree on that doesn't bother me.

Holyfuckingshit.

How, exactly, am I the blacksheep around here?

The best part of this, the absolute BEST part is that the boy and I are the least redneck-y of the group of us who are all about the same age, give or take five years, and where the hell did we grow up? South freakin' Carolina.

If you'll excuse me, I'm going to go laugh for days about that and also love this icon even more because yes. Yes, please.