Ants begone

I'm pretty sure that on the Weather Channel's video for Joaquin versus whatever system is hanging out off the coast of the Carolinas showcased some water bending. It was like we just siphoned off all the moisture from that damn thing. What the hell?

Getting home from work was made 100% easier because my awesome co-worker/boss gave me a ride home. The flood warnings were real, just so you know.


Came home, was exhausted and didn't want to cook. Killed time. Went to make something and realized our kitchen counter was overrun with ants. D: I tried to kill them and they bit me and no one came when I called for them the first time. I then decided to throw out EVERYTHING on the counter if it looked at all like ants could be throwing a raging party. Sent the trash out and found them partying in the drawers and cupboards. Has anyone else offered to take over the ant massacre? Nooooooo.


So I'm going to finish my drink and head up to bed. Today has beaten me.