so tired

I wanted nothing more than to come home, find my internet magically restored, pay my bills, and then pass the fuck out.

Then I found out that the Arcane Funkos didn't drop last night or yesterday at all. -_- Instead, they were dropping for preorder at noon. Because heaven forbid the fucking West Coast get up early and not bitch about it. Nooooo, better to do that shit at noon on the East Coast for whatever reason. How is 9am any better, West Coast? HOW?


Anyway, Amazon's links never worked so I wound up at Entertainment Earth for Jinx and Vi because fuck if I'm gonna miss them. I'm gonna need the next wave of them to bring me Caitlyn and Victor, dammit. I'd like to hold out hope for Vander but no. Maybe Mel will make it to the next round?


Also, apparently there's an Arcane x Fenty collab happening, at least in China. I mean...Mel makes sense but none of the other characters do. Y'all had years to do merch and shit and now it's all happening at once? Then again, perhaps the lipglosses will stay overseas.

This is your reminder that Arcane is fabulous and you will thank me for bugging you to watch it.

*passes out*