she pretends like she's immortal
Feb. 8th, 2005 05:42 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
impyIf I'm ever dating someone and you hear me say, "-name here- said I couldn't spend more than" or "-name- said I couldn't buy -item I want-" or any variation thereof, I want you to smack me and tell me to break up with whoever it is, or call them on the BS. I'm trusting you all to do this. Trusting you.
Do not betray the trust.
Annnnnd now, thank you,![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
cheerlessbeauty/Heidi! My books came today and I was so surprised. You found the Elizabeth books! *hugs* Have I told you lately I love you? :D
Notes Obviously this takes place before Fanatica arrived. :p Tishy doesn't really like Isa, and Princi *really* doesn't like Isa. Part jealousy [Princi's closest to Alice, and Al tends to have quite a few friends besides Princi] and part suspicion that Isa is slightly deranged.
"Hrmm."
*checks a couple of dates*
"Hrmmmmm."
Tishy: "Hiya, Alice."
Princi: "What's with all the hrmming, Alice-luv?"
Al: "Get me Isa's box, would you?"
Princi: "Nice to see you too."
*Princi lugs the box over closer to Alice*
Princi: "Okay, I'll bite. Why did I just risk serious cardboard cuts?"
Alice: "What's the date you've got there, Tish?"
Tishy: " January 24th. Why?"
Alice: "By my calculations-"
Isa: "Ooooh, numbers. Lola likes numbers, don't you, sweetpea?"
Alice: o_O
Princi: "Grreeeaaaattt. You were saying, Alice?"
Alice: "By my calculations, Fanatica should have been here Tuesday or Wednesday, based on the travel time for Isa, not to mention my travel time.
Tishy: "So what's today?"
Princi, to me: "You know, if someone had splurged and bought us those day of the week undies, we'd know important facts like this!"
Bite me.
Princi: "Tishy beat us to it."
Alice: "It's Friday."
Tish: "So, um, where is she?"
Isa: "Lost. Stolen. Strayed. She seems to be mislaid." *sings quietly to Lola*
Alice: "Stolen? Lost? Kidnapped?! *worries*
Princi: "Oh good job, Isa."
Tish: "Now look what you've done."
Alice: "Come on, girls. We've gotta find her!"
Isa: "Lola gives kiss. Kiss-kiss!"
"Not here."
"Not here either."
"Yeah. For some reason she's not shoved behind a bookcase or in a Target bag. Go figure."
"Oooooh, sparks! Little flickering flame. But no friend of Alice. Maybe Lola look in tiny vents to see if Fanatica is very small?"
Oi, you, away from the plug. Now!
Alice: "Waaaaiiiii! Where could she be?"
The girls slip over to the window, more than a little depressed.
Isa: "I'm sure she'll show up soon."
Tishy: "Wow, this window sure is bright. Ow."
Princi: "How come squirrels can tapdance on powerlines, but sound like elephants overhead?"
Alice: "What if she never comes?"
Isa, to Lola: "The view is pretty, but why are we looking for her in the backyard? Everyone knows the mail is delivered to the front yard."
Princi & Tish: "D'oh!"
Tired. Cold.
Do not betray the trust.
Annnnnd now, thank you,
cheerlessbeauty/Heidi! My books came today and I was so surprised. You found the Elizabeth books! *hugs* Have I told you lately I love you? :DNotes Obviously this takes place before Fanatica arrived. :p Tishy doesn't really like Isa, and Princi *really* doesn't like Isa. Part jealousy [Princi's closest to Alice, and Al tends to have quite a few friends besides Princi] and part suspicion that Isa is slightly deranged.
"Hrmm."
*checks a couple of dates*
"Hrmmmmm."
Tishy: "Hiya, Alice."
Princi: "What's with all the hrmming, Alice-luv?"
Al: "Get me Isa's box, would you?"
Princi: "Nice to see you too."
*Princi lugs the box over closer to Alice*
Princi: "Okay, I'll bite. Why did I just risk serious cardboard cuts?"
Alice: "What's the date you've got there, Tish?"
Tishy: " January 24th. Why?"
Alice: "By my calculations-"
Isa: "Ooooh, numbers. Lola likes numbers, don't you, sweetpea?"
Alice: o_O
Princi: "Grreeeaaaattt. You were saying, Alice?"
Alice: "By my calculations, Fanatica should have been here Tuesday or Wednesday, based on the travel time for Isa, not to mention my travel time.
Tishy: "So what's today?"
Princi, to me: "You know, if someone had splurged and bought us those day of the week undies, we'd know important facts like this!"
Bite me.
Princi: "Tishy beat us to it."
Alice: "It's Friday."
Tish: "So, um, where is she?"
Isa: "Lost. Stolen. Strayed. She seems to be mislaid." *sings quietly to Lola*
Alice: "Stolen? Lost? Kidnapped?! *worries*
Princi: "Oh good job, Isa."
Tish: "Now look what you've done."
Alice: "Come on, girls. We've gotta find her!"
Isa: "Lola gives kiss. Kiss-kiss!"
"Not here."
"Not here either."
"Yeah. For some reason she's not shoved behind a bookcase or in a Target bag. Go figure."
"Oooooh, sparks! Little flickering flame. But no friend of Alice. Maybe Lola look in tiny vents to see if Fanatica is very small?"
Oi, you, away from the plug. Now!
Alice: "Waaaaiiiii! Where could she be?"
The girls slip over to the window, more than a little depressed.
Isa: "I'm sure she'll show up soon."
Tishy: "Wow, this window sure is bright. Ow."
Princi: "How come squirrels can tapdance on powerlines, but sound like elephants overhead?"
Alice: "What if she never comes?"
Isa, to Lola: "The view is pretty, but why are we looking for her in the backyard? Everyone knows the mail is delivered to the front yard."
Princi & Tish: "D'oh!"
Tired. Cold.
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Date: 2005-02-08 03:28 pm (UTC)*squeals* I like the strange Isa. She's cute! And Alice ... *luvs* Alice! The picture of all four of them looking out the window (the backs of their head) discussing squirrels is muy cute. :D
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Date: 2005-02-08 07:48 pm (UTC)