and they found you on the bathroom floor...

[impy]

While the minis throw their weekly "Take over the Universe!" meeting with Devil duck, Princi and Alice head up to the living room and rejoice in the lack of walls.

Princi: The internet is full of morons. I swear, it's like they give a keyboard to anyone.
Alice: Actually, you buy them. In stores?
Princi: ... Yeah. Morons. Like I said.


Doom Kitty: Mreow?


Princi: Like this girl the other day. She actually tried to convince me that she knew Io.


Princi: I mean, really. You don't just walk around lying like that and not expect someone to bust you, man. It's just not done.
DK: Mreow!
Princi: Not now, kitty. Mommy's in the middle of a story.



DK: Mreow...? Mreow!



DK: mreow. *debates biting the foot that ignores*


Alice: Um, Princi?
Princi: Trying to tell a story here, Alice...
Alice: Oh, sure, go on. I'm sure nothing bad will come of ignoring a cat named Doom Kitty. Nothing at all.


DK: *moves an entire table over and climbs on top* Mreow!
Princi: Next thing you know, she'd be all, "I know Min and Serpent too!" They're celebrities and this little upstart knows them? Yeah. Right..


DK: Dammit! ... meow. Meow.


Princi: So, I had to...
Alice: *sigh*
DK: *plots*

A few minutes pass and then suddenly Icy appears and puts a glass of water on the table left by DK.


Icy: Hey, you've gotta see this. It's so weird, man. So weird.


Princi: It's a glass of water. Thrilling.
Icy: Shut it. Give it a minute.
Alice: Is it haunted?
Icy and Princi: ....


water dances inside the glass despite no one touching it.
Princi: Uh...


Tish's dog, Coconut, begins to whine and tries to run upstairs.
Princi: What's wrong with you, mutt?

Coconut makes it upstairs and freaks out.

DK: MEOW!
*jumps off the balcony*


Alice: Oh my.

Icy and Princi are both too stunned to do anything for a second. When the shock passes, Icy flees up the stairs and Princi damn near passes out.


Princi: *whispers* Is it gone yet?


DK: Mreow! Mreow, mreow... Mrrrrreeeeoooow!
Princi: Oh, oh... giant kitty with giant tuna breath...


Icy: That's it. It's always something freaky with you guys. Giant cats, aliens, annoying little people hellbent on world domination. If I'm going to stay here, I'm going to need a bodyguard.