dinah's delusion

[impy]

Dinah: Squirrel. Squirrel. Leaf. Leaf cyclone. Squirrel/leaf cyclone. Wicked witch on a bicycle. I am so, so, so bor... hey. Lookit that. It's awfully windy out there, huh? Overcast too. Huh.


Dinah: Quick! Someone, what month is it?


Oren: Ah, uh... Cosmo & Wanda say it December. Why?


Dinah: Overcast, windy, December... It's winter! Quick, anyone who wants to go outside, come over here! I'm making a break for it!


Lor: What was she yelling about, anyway?
Oren: I dunno.
Dinah: This is it? Well, I guess it'll have to do. If you wanna go outside to the winter wonderland, then you'd better be dressed for snow-like conditions in ten minutes! Go!



There are certain disadvantages of being top heavy...


Dinah: So, are we all set?
Lor: I'm good. I was good twenty minutes ago and I'm good now.
Oren: Well, the winter wardrobe around here is a little lacking.
Dinah: She's got a point. Everyone been to the bathroom? No stops once we leave.
Oren: Um....

twenty minutes later...


Oren: So this is outside? Funny, I kind of expected it to be... different.
Lor: Does anyone else feel a little warm?
Dinah: Shush, I'm sure it's just that these are really good coats. I feel positively toasty.


Lor: Did anyone else hear that?
Dinah: ...oh no.
Oren: Hey, look over there!


Lane: Excuse me, but do you know which way the pool is? We thought we'd get in a little swimming before the rain starts up. It's so nice today.


Lor: Oh, um, it's back that way. See the silver building? Just head up the stairs and it's on the roof.


Dinah: Not one word. Not one single word out of either of you!


Lor: *gigglesnort*



Also known as a take on Tailea's contest over on the pullipstyle forum.

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Tuesday I pushed callingpiper in the mud (-17 points). In November I put gum in dollz0rz's hair (-12 points). In February on a flight to Colorado Springs, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). Last week I punched pruegirl17 in the arm (-10 points). Last Thursday cursed_emerald and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-68 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, snarky_imp

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