Princi's Family2

[impy]

Gwen: Hey, Alice was looking for you earlier.
Princi: I'll just bet she was. Do you mind if I hide here for awhile?
Gwen: Sure, go ahead. But why are you hiding?


Princi: I thought we had an understanding. Namely you understand not to ask questions?
Gwen: Mmmm... Nope, must have me confused with someone else. Hiding. Why?



Princi: *grumbles* Mypestofafakesisteriscomingtovisit.
Gwen: Your what?



Princi: Hang on, I'm having a B52's moment here. Love shack baby...
Gwen: Okay, see, that right there? Freaky.
Princi: Indeed.


Gwen: Soooo...your sister?
Princi: You don't quit, do you?
Gwen: Not really, no. Sister. Spill. NOW!
Princi: Sort of. Not really. She just thinks she is and has been bugging me for years. She's a royal pain in the-
Gwen: Why would she think she's your sister?


Princi: Clearly she's brain damaged.
Gwen: ...Clearly. Soooooo. She's not? Your sister, I mean.
Princi: No.
Gwen: Okay, just making sure.


Princi: Anyway, she's supposed to be here any day now and I just... can't deal with her. Not now, not ever, ideally.
Gwen: You're just a little ball of sunshine, aren't you?
Princi: Shut it.
Gwen: Consider it shut. So what's the plan?


Princi: Plan?
Gwen: Yeah. You can't stay here forever.
Princi: Why not? You've got a nice room. Dog, comfy pillows, snacks. Good times. It's not like I snore or something.

Gwen: *points*

Gwen: Tish will be back soon and some of us have a social life.


Princi: "Some of us have a social life.". Arg, that is so rude, you know that?
Gwen: So. Your plan?
Princi: Unleash those mini terrors on her?
Gwen: That's cruel, even for you.
Princi: I know. That's why I liked it.

Gwen. *purrs* She's a bitch to find an outfit and hairstyle for. Thought I'd share. She says she'll wear anything, but she lies. LIES. Also, it's been awhile since she got to come out and play, and somehow her right hand is a bit, uh, warped. Curved. It's actually pretty nifty. Now if she wishes to cop a feel on herself, she can. She can also more effectively bite her nails. Oh, yeah.

tbc.