Time machine set to 80's

[impy]

So the world has like nine billion sites on Harry Potter, but a girl can't find a decent non-review/blog for the good old BSC? How fair is that? Anyway, I thought I would wave around proof that either Scholastic is full of crap/, or it's the end of the world as we know it. While bored out of my skull, I took their little quiz, yes? Yes. And of allllllllllllll the options [all four], I ended up with Kristy. If you don't remember your BSC-lore, lemme just say that Kristy is the complete opposite of me for the last, I dunno, twenty-some odd years. I would've required massive amounts of anti-anxiety pills to have been around her, let alone be her. Even with my lowered tolerance for stupid people, I could never be a Kristy. Not even whiny movie Kristy. Ever. Sports, outgoing personality, and anchovies? Not me.

And for those who must, absolutely must know, I was Mary Anne until she got that nasty haircut that they NEVER let her outgrow despite it always looking like crap on the covers. Alllllllllllwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyysssss. But I had a thing for the blondes of the club and annoyed my cousins one summer debating the merits of Stacey versus Dawn.

Kristy. When hell freezes.