shrink ray!
Mar. 29th, 2010 05:37 pmYou might recall that not so long ago I told you of the horror that is the impending Charmed comic book, ja? Well, when I ordered, I got a free Charmed figure. Well. Without the nifty base or packaging or anything. But free. I figured the odds were decent I'd end up with Pheeble, but that was because someone forgot they made Balthazar into a figure, too. Luckily I didn't get him OR Pheeble. (Truly lucky as I do not have enough matches to set that thing on fiiiiiiiiiiire.) I wasn't so lucky as to get Piper, which means I got Paige.

Paige came with extra hands. They all do, apparently, so you can get some proper potion throwing powers, or Piper's freezing action. Y'know, fun stuff. I guess Paige can call for things and hold them if you balance them just right, too. I wish I'd been a little more patient as Paige's extra hands were copping a feel in the bag. One was tangled in her hair, but it looked like it was trying to caress her hair (yes.) and the other was firmly holding her ass. Is true.

Now you too can throw random stuff in their... whatever it was, and make your own potions. Or not. Maybe you're a little distracted by the extra hands. Mm.. I feel your pain. So let me distract you with...

Cleavage above the hands. Everybody wins! What do you mean "no"?

Anyone else making Size Matters jokes? If so, come on down, we'll buy you a drink cuz you're my kind of geek. (If you watched Charmed back in the day and don't get that, shame!)

Mmm, my devil horns are saying hey. Hey!

The odd thing about Paige, other than my inability to take a semi-decent picture, is that her hair is... weird. Because of the sculpting going on, it's all... sticky. Do not leave these dolls/figures out in the sun. I'm pretty sure they'd melt. Which is probably also explaining the plastic between her neck and head.

Paige tired of pictures.
Overall, for a freebie, she's pretty damn nifty.

Paige came with extra hands. They all do, apparently, so you can get some proper potion throwing powers, or Piper's freezing action. Y'know, fun stuff. I guess Paige can call for things and hold them if you balance them just right, too. I wish I'd been a little more patient as Paige's extra hands were copping a feel in the bag. One was tangled in her hair, but it looked like it was trying to caress her hair (yes.) and the other was firmly holding her ass. Is true.

Now you too can throw random stuff in their... whatever it was, and make your own potions. Or not. Maybe you're a little distracted by the extra hands. Mm.. I feel your pain. So let me distract you with...

Cleavage above the hands. Everybody wins! What do you mean "no"?

Anyone else making Size Matters jokes? If so, come on down, we'll buy you a drink cuz you're my kind of geek. (If you watched Charmed back in the day and don't get that, shame!)

Mmm, my devil horns are saying hey. Hey!

The odd thing about Paige, other than my inability to take a semi-decent picture, is that her hair is... weird. Because of the sculpting going on, it's all... sticky. Do not leave these dolls/figures out in the sun. I'm pretty sure they'd melt. Which is probably also explaining the plastic between her neck and head.

Paige tired of pictures.
Overall, for a freebie, she's pretty damn nifty.
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Date: 2010-03-30 10:44 am (UTC)