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Jun. 9th, 2013 07:55 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
impyI have escorted 26 magazines out of the house this afternoon. Not bad for a couple of hours worth of work. I spent the morning dozing, waking up in time to see some of Sam and Cat and by some, I mean most of. In my head, Sam Puckett is the granddaughter of Betty McRae.
Ordered pizza for dinner. It wasn't as tasty as it should have been but it did arrive a lot faster than usual. Weird.
I should go back to cleaning up a little before the naps call again.
Oh, and last night this guy was hitting on me pretty hardcore. Naturally he was entirely too old and he smelled like he'd been rolling around in his own urine for days. And that's even before you get to the fact that he was clearly drunk, too. Of course the security guard was nowhere to be found then, not that he's a great help. Dude, we need to discuss boundaries. You are married, so telling me that you're "only a gentlemen on Sundays" and that you need to be spanked?
...Jesus.
Ordered pizza for dinner. It wasn't as tasty as it should have been but it did arrive a lot faster than usual. Weird.
I should go back to cleaning up a little before the naps call again.
Oh, and last night this guy was hitting on me pretty hardcore. Naturally he was entirely too old and he smelled like he'd been rolling around in his own urine for days. And that's even before you get to the fact that he was clearly drunk, too. Of course the security guard was nowhere to be found then, not that he's a great help. Dude, we need to discuss boundaries. You are married, so telling me that you're "only a gentlemen on Sundays" and that you need to be spanked?
...Jesus.
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Date: 2013-06-10 02:22 am (UTC)(I know entirely too much about youth-centric sit-coms considering my age)
(Also, not hitting on you because I'm a gentleman ALL the days and I don't smell of urine, which seems to be "your type"?)
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Date: 2013-06-10 10:30 am (UTC)I was kind of worried about liking the show because I know very little about Cat since the Widget never got into Victorious which meant that I never really got beyond my initial dislike. And that meant I think all I know about Cat is that she's very nice but I worry that she's a little too dim for this world.
I liked the first episode. It just felt really, really short, which is why I wondered if I'd missed more than the first four minutes or so and had to check to see if Nick had it online (they do!). Turns out that this thing just moves at lightning speed, or maybe watching something five minutes after waking up is not the best way to gauge speed?
It could still go horribly, horribly wrong, but I think your family's love of Sam means you'll enjoy it. :)
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Date: 2013-06-10 02:16 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2013-06-10 03:34 pm (UTC)