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Attention! Would any of you be interested in 'hosting' a Flat Stanley for my nephew's class project? His teacher will mail you a Flat Stanley, instructions, and pretty much everything you'll need, I do believe. You'd take FS out, show him your town, take a picture or twelve... I dunno, probably not get him drunk, though. That would be awkward afterward. It would mean a lot to Widget and to me (cuz then I could gloat about your awesomeness, you see) and it could be fun. If nothing else, you'd get to impress a class full of second graders.

Lemme know.

Now, if you need me, I'll be reading Liar.