i hate my landlady

Dear universe,
it would be super awesome if this house we're going to look at today fulfilled the following:

a) is easily found
b) not in any section of town that's going to raise some security/safety issues
c) is a proper size/fit for us
and finally, if all of the above is true, may d also be true:
d) may they love us and let us move in.

If a-c can't happen (thus nullifying d), may we please, please, please find a place like... now that does?

Because I'm starting to panic.